Fight! Or something...!
I'm in a bind and I don't have time to be saying things like that!
I'm in serious trouble here!
And so...ls anyone out there?!
Excel Saga...
If anybody's there, please...!
...is hwewby permited to be made into...!
GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
...a survival movie!
What the hell is that selfish echo?!
Feel good now?
Here's your reward... such on this Chuchu lce.
Fall to Hell!
(Excel Sega)
That isn't love!
Love isn't that.
I love. but I'm not loved.
It's not love at all...
But isn't love...?
I want to be loved. but I won't ask for it .
This body may be crushed, I'll give my life away
Just plaunly without hesitation
I'll con them and jift them,
come in from the side
I'll step on others and kick'em up
Run away! Run away!Run away!
Even if I slip on a banana peel
If I must say it's probably
Loyalty in the name of love
Kyushu lnternational Airport
Suchi!Flight attendant.
But you're a suchi right?
Flight attendant!
Let me call you suchi!
Stop! you can't take any metal through. Flight attrndant!!
Why did the camera stop?
I'm not some kind of criminal.
I'm not in an AV either.
And don't stop an introduction scene in the middle Got it
Sorry... Director
Today's the day!From this day forth...
...this hour, from this very moment on...
...l pledge that I will protect the peace ofthis city!
He's only become a public official, what's he making such a fuss about?
Good morning everyone!
I start today and my name is lwa...
So it's gonna be like this ofter all...
Act like we don't know him ...
It's gotta be.
Watanabe. Sumiyoshi!
Help me!
Let me go, you pervert!
you're not getting away!
City Safety Assurance Agency
Here? ls it really here?
Pretty empty ...
I mean, isn't this a tiny bit too big?
Hey...pain...me...
Ifyou can't talk properly, then shut up!
How can a guy like this become a public official anyway?
Even though I'm a public official now. people are still gonna thind I'm an his level.
At least I've finally got a stable job in this depression...
Take a look at this
Notice?
First day training and orientation?
It's a secret order
What I was aiming for was ...
Mr.Watanabe, it's wonderful that you have such a stable job in the midst of a depression.
Well, it all to bring you out of poverty.
Oh my. you would do that for me?
I'm going to take care ofyou forever.
Please go so.
I will please go so.
How long so you plan to stay in your own little world?!
My dream!
Last time's stretegy succeeded,but the foolish people still refuse to understand"
The ideal society-
The ideal society-has come!
That is why I shall say it once more.
This city is the possrssion ofAcross, the I Realization Organization.
This is not an assumption.It is a fact that will be undeniable in the near future.
Hail Ilparatzo!
..tzo...
It's a bit overused,but don't you think a standard beginning feels good?
Is that so...?
She died again!
Anyway...even having a great dream of creating on ideal society...
..we have but limited time.
If even one step ofthe plan is skipped, we may never reach our goal.
What we need right now is...
Money...?
Across has no need for worthless currency created by a rotten and material istic society.
What Across needs is...
What Across needs is... natural resources!
Obtaining a supply of resources is the most
vital component for realizing our ideal.
Excuse me, we still need money to process...
That's my Master I paratzo!
What we need are natural resources!
A wisr man of a far away southern king dom once said:
With natural resources,we can fight for 10 more years!
He lost in the end, though.
Did I say something wrong?!
Are we there yet?
Isn't this pretty far for a city training center?
Are you complaining about my directions?
Maybe we're just not patient enough?
But it's been 5 hours since we left.
What is it?
I see, we should'a thaken a right back there after all.
Back there?
There was a turn-off?
Remember that fork in the road we passed aroud noon?
That wasn't back there! That was just after we left!!
My throat!
Hi, I'm Excel.
It's super cold. I'm almost freezing to death.
Ifyou're wondering what I'm doing...
I'm trying to get gold dust from this river in order to gain natural resources.
Everything is all for Master Ilparatzo!
Resources, resources!
You must get resources!
Yes, Master Ilparatzo!
The problem is that no one ever heard offinding gold on this mountain.
Senior...
We should get back soon or the Pension's owner will scold us.
Alright, gotcha!
But can't you swim a little more energetically, Ha-chan?
Emergency food!
Looks delicious.
Pension
I'm sorry, We're late.
We are.
You took a pretty long break.
Yeah, well we got a bit lost so...
I've finished the bed making and cleaning.
Hmm... and you?
I...l was planning to go out to do some errands or something right now...
O-Owner? This is....?
Hunt for food Our Pension is famous for its fresh meat.
Boars, bears...they're in the neighborhood so good luck.
So that means...
I HAFTA GO HUNT BY MYSELF?!
You don't want to ?
I'll be going now!
We make a wrong turn,the engine stops, get a flat tire,and the car overheated
Things keep looking up, don't they?
Thanks to a certain somebody!
Are you saying it's all my fault?
It ls all your fault!
I'm hungry...
That's right, my pocket...
Give it to me!
Why should I ?
Because this is all your fault!
That has nothing to do with this!
You're late.
That old man...
That means... this is...
It's right in front of us.
Don't you find it absurd to be making a commotion like that at night?
W-Who are...? W-Who are...?
Don't tell me that you guys are the late members?
"Really?"Well, I guess that means we're co-workers.
I'm...
Don't use the same pattern.
Sorry... Director
By the way, why is the ol' man lying on the ground?
Maybe he's the outdoors type.
Later.
Not very sociable is she...
Well, we got here safely. so who cares...
Mi... Misaki Matsuya!
My partner in keeping the peace ofthis world has been decided!
Let him be, Let him be.
It's no good.
I can't move my finger because oftheir innocent eyes.
But it's starting to snow even more.
Before I become a monument in the snow I'd better get at least one.
M-Menchi !!!!
Sorry I'z-chan, can you reset him?
Yeah, sure.
NOT FORSALE OR RENTAL One Menchi, ready!
Hurray!Oh, kinda lukewarm.
He's all better now!You want to bring Menchi along?
Yes, he's emergency food, so I thought he should come with us everywhere.
Coming back in the morning ,huh?
you must've been after something big.
Mornin' owner! I almost got lost again today.
This is all you caught?
It's been a while since I've eaten dog...
...but with my 4000 years oftraining in Chinese dog cooking...
Oh, I'm sorry, Actually ,he's our emergency food.
I see . Oh well, that's a shame.
You're cute anyway. Want some milk?
And... our food?
None.Thought so.
At this rate, we'll have to use Menchi by tomorrow.
What's this ,Ha-chan?
Master Ilparatzo told me I should use this when the story comes colse to a climax...
M-Master Ilparatzo!?
I wonder what it is?
"""Obviously,it's some wonderful and gorgeous emergency food! As expected!
What's this?
Notice to trainees. Notice to trainess.
Change into your appointed uniforms and report to the practice grounds immediately.
What? Changing room?!
What are you all hyped up for?
All rigid now Didn't you just hear that?
He said shangel Change!
If I sneak in right now...
I can see Misaki Matsuya's forbidden nude...!
You use my full name so easily and say things like"change"and"hude".."
See ya, lwata.
Um... there are this andd that. up and around kinda reasons for this.
The balance between the male psychology and male physiology tipped a little bit...
...and I just happened to shout out those things based on my hlood...
You're gonna hit me afrer all?
You are? Well, I don't care what you do with him.
Um...um...
Just call me Matsuya.
Matsuya then. Are those clothes...?
Special order made by the company. I'm not all for it though.
That's importunate.
Are we gonna wear that stretchy-flesh-totally-showing thing too?
Embarrasing...
I wish you wouldn't give it an embarrasing name,
but I think you guys will bave to.
Oh...! No way.
I don't want to wear that stretchy-flesh-totally-showing suit!
Guys don't look good in it ! Guys!
Don't come near me!
I need you to carry out an important mission.
Place the enclosed device on the peak ofthe mountain...
Target out side ofthe city. I wish you well.
I'm not sure what this has to do with resources but it's all for Master Ilparatzo.
Right. Ha-cha...?
H-Hi...
I...
It's a way of dying that suits you too!
Heave-ho!Fire on!
Come on, Ha-chan!Do something about that dying habit!
There's no time to be complaining. On to revival process part Ill !
Hold on, Ha-chan. I'll warm you right up.
Ha-chan.
Revival in progress
Are you okay with all those frostbites?
Ifthat's your biggest worry, then don't die so easily, Ha-chan.
I believe there is no need to explain
today's training as you have read the texts...
...but I will take questions.
Intructor!
Ifthere are no questions. then...
He ignored me.
Professor. I have a question.
What is it?
Professor.my question is...
What is this childish thing kthat even a kid nowa days would't buy in a toy store?
A gun.
Question!
What is that thing over there that even a modern carnival shooting game wouldn't use?
A target.
Question!"We're out here out in the middle"
ofthe mountains, wearing strange clothes and doing strange things.So we are...?
District public officials. What's wrong with Watanabe?
He's just depressed by the gap between reality and ideal.
I'm sure he'll match 'em up sooner or later.
Anyway, is this gun really able to shoot bullets?
It's lighter than a BB gun. It's best to ask the developer about things like that.
Do - not - point -it - at - people...
Judging by his serious reaction, it looks like this is nothing to joke about
Basecamp, can you hear me?
Weather - bad Temperature - Iowest Danger level - rising
But I'm gonna keep on going. From up here. over.
Miss Excel, are you safe? Over.
I'm falling! Over!
You usually aren't well fed, are you?
This is a keepsake of a good friend.
It's far in the past, though.
Antonio... I kept on screwing up 'til the end.
Please, let me rest in peace.
It's my last...
wish.
Antonio!
This is the gun I used.
It was the last time I pulled the trigger.
A long time ago.
So this is where you've been all this time?
Y- You're...!Nabeshin!
I have successfully reached the peak on the 324th try.
Which means I've fallen 323 times.
Congratulations Miss Excel!
Thank you very much.
What's it like?
The air is thin.
And how do you feel?
Horrible.
Are you okay?
I don't think so.
I'm at my limit.
Excel! Excel !
I'm counting on you, Excel.
Hurray! master I lparatzo! No prob! No prob! I can do it!
I'll just set it right here.
It will start soon.
And the foolish people will realize the power ofAcross!
They will observe firsthand the power ofthe killer Soundwave Colored Lightning!
With this,we will fulfill our plan to conquer the city.
It is just a plan though.
Why do we have to practice shooting anyway?
We're supposed to be district public officials
Don't think too much about it.
Let's just quickly shoot quickly eat. and go to sleep.
This is forjustice after all.
I'm gonna shoot,for the peace oftomorrow's people!
NO!!!
Did thatjust shoot out some weird colored beam?
Where did it get that kind of power?
Professor.
I'll take questions in order.Yes!
What is this gun?
It's a laser gun.You may have seen one like it in an entertainment movie.
In other words,this means that technology has caught up to fiction.
The equipment we have supplied you with are all temporary training types
and the guns are just prototypes, so they are still very unstable.
Training will have to be cut short today, so sorry!
Today's training ends here!
Dismissed!
BYE!!
What's that about?
They seemed kinda in a rush.
The ground...?
AVALANCHE!!
OH no!
Wah!l'll say it now! throw aside the past!
Right now you...!
I'm alive,
Me too.
You're okay too, Menchi?
By the way, Ha-chan...
Yeah?
Where are we?
Not sure.
"And so...l lost my life in a distant land ,"
"I lived with something strange in a mysterious dimension..."
"...and after I struggle to come back, my wife has been taken by my friend"
I...l can't stand this life!
It's you! It's your fault!
Gomez!
Th...that voice?
Pedro?
We're back.
It's a miracle
Oh,you guys,
P-Please... something to eat...
For heaven's sake
You guys survived? You're tougher than I thought.
Misaki Matsuya...
Iwata...
I told you not to call me so easily by my full name.
you
(Chapter 6 The cold winter)
Today's experiment......failed
I've known since that day
The reason you came to me
The soft texture of-my body
Is a favorite ofyours...
In your hungered eyes
How does this body look?
Ifyou're going to eat me, please do it quickly
So that this flesh won't become too tough....
On that strange looking intersection take a right, then there's a little funky hotel Ilparatzo..
Sounds familiar but it doesn't matter The question is the tiny manhole behind this hotel.
According to informatio you can hear some kind of beast crying"
It's probablyjust some alligator someone threw away; nothing to worry about
But I got curious and went there, Whoa,this is big affair.
Weird Experiement Anime Excel Saga, next weel: Underground Melody
The lowest leyel down there is stinky and can make your nose go numb.